Optimus Prime angry, Osama Bin Laden dead

2 05 2011

by AngryPanda

I don’t know if there is a connection but there may be and it would be awesome. But I guess it is far more likely that this was the new role as a Terminator they had discussed for Arnold. I got to admit the thing I’m most curious about is how Fox News and the Tea Party will try to spin this. There has to be a conspiracy here, after all we do know that Obama is a socialist/muslim hybrid clone manufactured outside of the US out oft the corpses of Saladin and Stalin with the sole purpose of destroying the US from within.

And just because someone will accuse me of exaggerating I ventured deep into the bowels of madness, the place there the human mind is laid bare for all its shittyness (read: youtube comments) to bring you this crystalized piece of weapons grade stupidity:

God!! it’s such a shame to be alive in this day and age and see the great American nation systematically be destroyed by a black muslim idiot, purely created by the leftwing nutjobs in the media, damn shame it is….

So yeah this guy somehow managed to find the antichrist himself, how is anyone’s guess.

Or maybe he just enabled location on his tweets?

Assuming they didn’t have a Terminator or a giant robot they probably just rememberedone of the 50 other options to take out this bearded Cobra Commander.

Since I don’t know any details yet I got to wonder of the greatest American hero is now a laserpointer and reaper drone. That would be sweet. But even completely without irony, this guy was a cunt and had it coming so well done.

It probably wasn’t a real victory considering that he didn’t lead much of anything the last ten years but there’s still some sort of closure here. Sadly it won’t end the wars, it might even cause some attacks as a backlash. Doesn’t mean he shouldn’t have been shot but I’m already worried how the fear industry will eat it up to get more money and take away more civil liberties all over the world. It seems we are so far lost that even catching the bogeyman himself won’t help calm things down. But then America has surprised me before so I have some slim hope.

At least the news will stop talking about that damn royal wedding now. Even if they still don’t cover the real news: Just how good Transformers 3 looks right now!




3 responses

4 05 2011
Did Superman already punch Bin Laden? « This would be more awesome with lasers

[…] This one is for the Americans. I planned a bigger entry about some of this stuff but that one will take some research and considering current events I think at least some of the basics need to be said now. Once more the world is watching in awe and jealousy because the US sometimes actually get shit done. […]

13 05 2011
Another hard truth or “is this all you got?!” « This would be more awesome with lasers

[…] fear industry (the only people who really matted in this game anyway) had your fun for ten years. Bin Laden is dead and no one will be impressed by your guys blowing up your underwear anymore. Seriously, if they […]

21 11 2011
Well I brought this one on myself « This would be more awesome with lasers

[…] posting it becuase I just can’t agree with the crowd saying it was wrong to kill Bin Laden. I didn’t even take it serious back then. At first I considered skipping this one but that would be exactly the sort of thing I despise and […]

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