Sony should be the badguys in the new Superman movie

16 02 2012

by AngryPanda

First of all they would be way more interesting and dangerous than Luthor was in Superman Returns. Also they would have more money. Who thought it would be a good idea to let Luthor be broke anyway? Last but not least they are massive cunts.

In a dickheaded move that would put Cobra to shame and make Megatron blush Sony raised the price of Houston’s “Ultimate Collection” album on iTunes and Amazon to 60% only 30 minutes after her death. They then backpaddled with an apology so weak Loki would be ashamed to use it.

The official statement from Sony was so weak it would make “My dog eat my homework” make you sound like a professional grifter.

“Whitney Houston product was mistakenly mis-priced on the UK iTunes store on Sunday. When discovered, the mistake was immediately corrected. We apologize for any offense caused.”

The rest of this stuff is up on Mad Mike’s again. Don’t worry they won’t let me curse as much as I want or insult my readers so I’ll still write content only for this site. Also I have to assume readers aren’t entirely insane and don’t know every little detail about every comic book or movie ever. It’s like talking to children.



One response

9 11 2012
Does anyone remember the youtube play button? « This would be more awesome with lasers

[…] is an entry about a button. Because buttons are awesome. Even Sony knows buttons are awesome. And Sony is run by a bunch of dickheads. But this isn’t about buttons and their upside for gaming. I’m not getting into the […]

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: