by AngryPanda
Man, seriously? You just made it on my most despised human being list (which is admittedly very long). You get to have Optimus Prime on your show, with the voice that was the idol for several generations now and all you can think of is to bloody insult him? Prime doesn’t stink your worthless pile of rotting flesh, you do since your body is made to turn nice things into shit and gas. This Optimus Prime, who died for our sins and is the hottest thing on wheels even while made of ice.
“Good luck getting a cab.”
Seriously? This guy is considered witty? Transformers wasn’t invented for these movies. They change into fucking cars! That’s the sort of stupid wilful ignorance I expect from parents and republicans but not from late night TV hosts. God I hope he gets run over by a truck. Preferably this one…
And the bastard won't even know who it was!
This would be more awesome with lasers 