Did everyone forget that Marvel’s “Civil War” was complete shit?

25 11 2015

I continue to be awed how Marvel receives praise for everything they do but this here almost takes the cake. The internet is having a collective orgasm over the new Captain America trailer. Oh my god they are doing the Civil War story! Cap and Tony will fight!

Yes, great as if they ever needed to come up with an extra special reason to have heroes fight. but Civil War? Did we collectively forget that everyone hated Civil War? It was the story that was so bad they had to follow it up with a story that claimed half of their characters had in fact been Skrull for years just to salvage those characters from being ruined by Civil War. Which was then followed by Dark Reign which was just torture atonement porn for the rest and most of all Iron Man who had been so utterly broken by Civil War that before his movies the character was basicaly worthless.

How bad was Civil War? It was so bad that for a while we used to call Marvel the new Games Workshop as masters of stupid grimdark stories. Civil War wasn’t just shit. Civil war was the sort of shit that leaves stains that take years to clean out. It took two mega crossover events and one universaly hated super reboot just to fix what Civil War had done. Yes, One More Day was also caused by Civil War, that’s how bad it was. So bad they needed the Devil to make their world universaly forget the events.


We only wish this line was put in with photoshop

So how anyone can cheer that they decided to use this storyline is utterly beyond me.

“Would you travel back in time to kill baby X” the TV Series!

22 11 2015

The year is 2083AD, a single question is written with charcoal on a wall in a ransacked, empty American city: “Would you kill baby Trump?”



Gods of Egypt

18 11 2015

Well this looks like my kind of silly but this casting is not just a bit too white. Its realy realy painfully white. If I wanted to make a carricature of unfititng white castings this is what it would look like.

Wait I’m confused now I thought the gods of Egypt are Slifer the sky dragon, Obelisk the Tormentor, and the Winged Dragon of Ra?!


Pan seems …odd?

11 10 2015

I was looking forward to this movie but even the previous trailer did not seem as weird as this rather simple picture and bit of soundtrack. I mean what the hell?

There’s always a chance the songs are just in the closing titles and yet still labeled as soundtrack of course but this could only look stranger if the letters of the name would be neon lights. Also that would be awesome..

On the subject of assholes

18 09 2015

Not the sort of thing I tend to share but this is just a really good point and this whole story is just so digustingly stupid.tLxTIJv

Behold: Doctor Doom!

6 08 2015

Directly from the new Fantastic Four movies.

Well don’t you feel stupid for hating the last two so much now..

The solution to the greek debt crisis

1 08 2015

My life is full of people who tell me how shitty Florida is on one side. And the new german rightwing idiots telling me what a huge problem Greece is. So this video is just about the ultimate answer to my life right now.

Sadly the idiots don’t even speak enough english to show them the joke but I guess that’s part of their immune system.

It gets even better ’cause if we had Florida it’d be the perfect place to stuff said idiots into.


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